Friday, February 29, 2008
Leap Year Antics
ok. Happy eFFing leap year. how much would THAT suck. a birthday every four years. I can see it, Feb 28th rolls around and then bam it's March 1st and your pain in the a$$ brother tells you that you can't have a birthday party. because. it.isn't.your.birthday. the little shit. I would crack under the pressure and probably have leap year massacres staged throughout the PartyLands of the Eastern Seaboard. but thankfully, my birthday is in JUNE. JUNE 25th. thank you. so i empathize with those poor leap year sacks. i had a teacher in elementary school. Mrs. Kahn who had a leap year birthday and was she ever a miserable woman. so there you have my inconclusive proof that leap year sucks the birthday spark out of all involved.
obviously, i have had too much coffee this morning.
This has been a big week! I went to a movie. in a movie theater. in a mall. and got to shop at nordstrom shoes before. it was amazing! I highly recommend getting out of the house without a rugrat. I felt alive!! Juno was good, very funny, but I could have seen Constantine and thought it was good. Damn are milkduds tasty! Can you believe that old school TRETORNS in canvas no less, are selling for $70. SEVENTY!!! shitski. I should have stored 50 pairs for the $20 spot BOB'S SURPLUS used to sell them for.
time since last movie experience: 2.5 years, cost of movie at tyson's: $10.50, popcorn,coke,milkduds: $8.75.
*since when are SNACKS cheaper than ticket!
obviously, i have had too much coffee this morning.
This has been a big week! I went to a movie. in a movie theater. in a mall. and got to shop at nordstrom shoes before. it was amazing! I highly recommend getting out of the house without a rugrat. I felt alive!! Juno was good, very funny, but I could have seen Constantine and thought it was good. Damn are milkduds tasty! Can you believe that old school TRETORNS in canvas no less, are selling for $70. SEVENTY!!! shitski. I should have stored 50 pairs for the $20 spot BOB'S SURPLUS used to sell them for.
time since last movie experience: 2.5 years, cost of movie at tyson's: $10.50, popcorn,coke,milkduds: $8.75.
*since when are SNACKS cheaper than ticket!
