Wednesday, January 10, 2007
tupperware, the real suburban crack
ok. ya know, its really messed up. i went to a tupperware party 7 years @ beaner's rooftop party in Logan Circle and I bought a bunch of crap. random stuff i never used. turns out the salesgirl was giving her 2nd party ever so there you have it. In November,
7 years later, beaner hits me up for party # 2, and since I still actually own the crap I have from 7 years ago,and boxed it with me during my last 3 moves , i figured, what the heck. i need a night out. so i go and walk away with $197 missing from my wallet. yeah, the tupperlady is THAT good. and in the middle of my polymer high, i sign up to have a party. so does her friend Kris, and we both promise to go to eachothers parties. are you starting to see a pattern? then we plan them the night after eachother! sheesh!
hi, it's wednesday, my name is peekay and im a tupperaddict. this is my second meeting in 2 days.
do you get the picture? so somehow in my cabernet-indused-plastic-fumed-storage-wonderland last night, during my party I let this tupperCULT artist, talk me into *thinking* I too can become a tupperware lady. commence the laughter. i basically forced my friend claudine into hosting a party after morgan bailed b/c of her demanding attorney at law schedule. so now, i have invited guests over, plied them with lots of food/wine/home-made magnolia cupcakes,
and essentially sold my soul to some devil who can go from freezer to microwave oven. i know its EFFED up. but with my $1100 in tupper sales at my party and the 2 party bookings, i was able to order $882 of tupperware for $78 cash. im hooked. i love the tupper. i have issues. am i *REALLY* actually thinking of going into sales? I know why this lady (pictured right) is so happy to have all this kitchen plastiques, do you? days til next tupperware party:28, days to decide if it will be my 1st sales party: 12.
ok. ya know, its really messed up. i went to a tupperware party 7 years @ beaner's rooftop party in Logan Circle and I bought a bunch of crap. random stuff i never used. turns out the salesgirl was giving her 2nd party ever so there you have it. In November,
7 years later, beaner hits me up for party # 2, and since I still actually own the crap I have from 7 years ago,and boxed it with me during my last 3 moves , i figured, what the heck. i need a night out. so i go and walk away with $197 missing from my wallet. yeah, the tupperlady is THAT good. and in the middle of my polymer high, i sign up to have a party. so does her friend Kris, and we both promise to go to eachothers parties. are you starting to see a pattern? then we plan them the night after eachother! sheesh!hi, it's wednesday, my name is peekay and im a tupperaddict. this is my second meeting in 2 days.
do you get the picture? so somehow in my cabernet-indused-plastic-fumed-storage-wonderland last night, during my party I let this tupperCULT artist, talk me into *thinking* I too can become a tupperware lady. commence the laughter. i basically forced my friend claudine into hosting a party after morgan bailed b/c of her demanding attorney at law schedule. so now, i have invited guests over, plied them with lots of food/wine/home-made magnolia cupcakes,
and essentially sold my soul to some devil who can go from freezer to microwave oven. i know its EFFED up. but with my $1100 in tupper sales at my party and the 2 party bookings, i was able to order $882 of tupperware for $78 cash. im hooked. i love the tupper. i have issues. am i *REALLY* actually thinking of going into sales? I know why this lady (pictured right) is so happy to have all this kitchen plastiques, do you? days til next tupperware party:28, days to decide if it will be my 1st sales party: 12.
Labels: addictions, tupperware
