Thursday, August 17, 2006
itty bitty titty committee
ok. i call to order this emergency meeting. sometime around pregnancy i placed my VS bras in a box and said, goodbye, for a while. I did think that I would once be reuinted with them. so this was just a short break. then the 10 months of extreme body makeover took place. then the 12 months of nursing. 22 months is apparently the length of time for me to think i have big boobs as a rule. i was wearing 2 jogbras to strap them down for soccer, isnt that proof enough. now 3 months later, not preggo and certainly not nursing, reality has struck. i am not my old self. i am not my lactating self. i am a new person with a bra size, i have never known. and i cant fit into my old ones. i cant bear to buy new ones. target bras suck. and so does gravity. sizes up: 3, sizes down:4.
ok. i call to order this emergency meeting. sometime around pregnancy i placed my VS bras in a box and said, goodbye, for a while. I did think that I would once be reuinted with them. so this was just a short break. then the 10 months of extreme body makeover took place. then the 12 months of nursing. 22 months is apparently the length of time for me to think i have big boobs as a rule. i was wearing 2 jogbras to strap them down for soccer, isnt that proof enough. now 3 months later, not preggo and certainly not nursing, reality has struck. i am not my old self. i am not my lactating self. i am a new person with a bra size, i have never known. and i cant fit into my old ones. i cant bear to buy new ones. target bras suck. and so does gravity. sizes up: 3, sizes down:4.
