Tuesday, June 06, 2006
get thee behind me satan
ok. it couldn't have been planned any better. my first trip back to my GYNO was today. and it wasn't until i was writing my $10 copay check that i in fact was told that today was the devil's day. 06.06.06. to be immortalized in my checkbook for years to come! the devil had a hand in those stirrups, the metal vagina opener, the pipecleaner pap smear tool and yes, the need for a breast exam. and i got a good old pep talk from my favorite messenger of satan. regarding weight watchers and what i wanted to have steven jr see in me as a strong athletic woman. not a rolling lard a$$ with a pillsbury dough belly. the best part of the day was calling my friend to pick up steven jr and being told to go kill an hour since she was out picking her kids up from their three seperate schools across town. so manicure and pedicure it was! very nice to meet miss kim. very nice to get a little flower painted on my big toes. nail art. who knew! score at half time in last night's O30 soccer debacle: 0-1, score at end: 0-4, days til USA play in Germany: 6, shopping days til my 10 year anniversary of my 25th year: 19.
ok. it couldn't have been planned any better. my first trip back to my GYNO was today. and it wasn't until i was writing my $10 copay check that i in fact was told that today was the devil's day. 06.06.06. to be immortalized in my checkbook for years to come! the devil had a hand in those stirrups, the metal vagina opener, the pipecleaner pap smear tool and yes, the need for a breast exam. and i got a good old pep talk from my favorite messenger of satan. regarding weight watchers and what i wanted to have steven jr see in me as a strong athletic woman. not a rolling lard a$$ with a pillsbury dough belly. the best part of the day was calling my friend to pick up steven jr and being told to go kill an hour since she was out picking her kids up from their three seperate schools across town. so manicure and pedicure it was! very nice to meet miss kim. very nice to get a little flower painted on my big toes. nail art. who knew! score at half time in last night's O30 soccer debacle: 0-1, score at end: 0-4, days til USA play in Germany: 6, shopping days til my 10 year anniversary of my 25th year: 19.
