Tuesday, March 22, 2005
yes, i am a genius! thanks for asking.
ok. proud to announce i got a 100% on my Child and Infant CPR exam last night at Arlington Hospital. I don't know if you know this but 100% wasn't something I ever saw in college. In fact, with the engineering grading curve, an A was usually a 40%, so this whole 100% thing blew me away. I was seriously excited. Like I wish she gave me the exam back so that I could put it on the fridge. holy 100%! that's a perfect score. something surely to be proud of!!!! one time in college, sophomore year, squeaking by with a .1 away from academic probation, I was playing "i never" with some "BA major" gals. (Not that there's anything wrong with it, but if you know any engineering majors, you KNOW that we incessantly whine about "OUR" academic rigors versus your fluff college life. ok, we do get a bit elitist, but how else do you deal with getting a 23 on an exam and come home with your dignity?) anyway, I'm feeling out the crowd so on my turn, instead of trying some sexually deviant "i never", i throw out a "i never failed an exam", and triumphantly chug my beer (or wine cooler, come-on it was the end of the 80s). I scan the room and NO ONE else is drinking with me. Like no one. so what an ass i am, i lose my first "i never" turn(or is that considered winning, i never understand the point-no pun intended). i should have thrown out something about barnyard animals, but i was new to this game people! grade on CPR exam: 100. ounces of raisinettes(mine are feminine) consumed today:1.58
p.s. almond joy has nuts, raisinettes don't.
ok. proud to announce i got a 100% on my Child and Infant CPR exam last night at Arlington Hospital. I don't know if you know this but 100% wasn't something I ever saw in college. In fact, with the engineering grading curve, an A was usually a 40%, so this whole 100% thing blew me away. I was seriously excited. Like I wish she gave me the exam back so that I could put it on the fridge. holy 100%! that's a perfect score. something surely to be proud of!!!! one time in college, sophomore year, squeaking by with a .1 away from academic probation, I was playing "i never" with some "BA major" gals. (Not that there's anything wrong with it, but if you know any engineering majors, you KNOW that we incessantly whine about "OUR" academic rigors versus your fluff college life. ok, we do get a bit elitist, but how else do you deal with getting a 23 on an exam and come home with your dignity?) anyway, I'm feeling out the crowd so on my turn, instead of trying some sexually deviant "i never", i throw out a "i never failed an exam", and triumphantly chug my beer (or wine cooler, come-on it was the end of the 80s). I scan the room and NO ONE else is drinking with me. Like no one. so what an ass i am, i lose my first "i never" turn(or is that considered winning, i never understand the point-no pun intended). i should have thrown out something about barnyard animals, but i was new to this game people! grade on CPR exam: 100. ounces of raisinettes(mine are feminine) consumed today:1.58
p.s. almond joy has nuts, raisinettes don't.
