Friday, January 21, 2005
blogpatrol
phlegm by any other name...
ok. apparently someone out there in cyberworld, has a problem with Phlegm and their bum. I had no idea that my little blog would be a place for them to look for others like them. In fact, I always just called it poop. So this someone, logged onto their computer, went to YAHOO! and conducted a search on the following: phlegm out of bum. Somehow google in their infinite search results wisdom offered my blog. I only wish I could help. I do offer this. If you are having phlegm come out of your bum, your doctor is a likely a better source of information, but stay away from Yahoo!, they will steer you to some neurotic pregnant woman obsessed with mia hamm and soccer in general. Certainly no place to find details on their a$$ and their phlegm. MY PHLEGM really refers to the MUCUS in my head. glad we had this talk. maybe my blog name should include a disclaimer. god bless blogpatrol, or I wouldn't even know this about the details of search results that refer to my page. packages to mail: 3, odds that I will walk to post office: 100 to 1.
