Thursday, July 08, 2004
doomed to have TOURETTE'S SYNDROME
doomed to get TOURETTE'S SYNDROME in the coming years
ok. so i was at lunch on wednesday and so I missed the call from the HR Director to interview a new candidate. phew. so, coworker comes into my office and says: "want to do me a favor? and interview this guy? he's a lot older than me." well, it can't be worse for some chick who looks 25 and was born the same year that this guy got his Bachelor's Degree. ouch. my reply: No F'ing way. so next thing I know, the HR Director brings the candidate to coworker's office and they talk behind closed doors for 30 minutes. Coworker escorts him back to the 7th floor, walking past my office. This is where the story gets good. Said Candidate emits this LOUD unidentifiable noise. It's a cross between nails scratching a chalkboard, a burp and a hiccup. VERY LOUD. and a bit longer than I would normally be comfortable with. OH BOY, I think to myself. Long story short. This same man ROARED during the beginning interview with the HR Director. ROared. damn i wish i heard what a roar sounds like. all i get is a burp/hiccup sustained noise.think office space dude in the basement with his stapler and you have the mental image. offer extended to roaring man: 0. percentage roaring had played a part in his non-acceptance letter: 0%.
ok. so i was at lunch on wednesday and so I missed the call from the HR Director to interview a new candidate. phew. so, coworker comes into my office and says: "want to do me a favor? and interview this guy? he's a lot older than me." well, it can't be worse for some chick who looks 25 and was born the same year that this guy got his Bachelor's Degree. ouch. my reply: No F'ing way. so next thing I know, the HR Director brings the candidate to coworker's office and they talk behind closed doors for 30 minutes. Coworker escorts him back to the 7th floor, walking past my office. This is where the story gets good. Said Candidate emits this LOUD unidentifiable noise. It's a cross between nails scratching a chalkboard, a burp and a hiccup. VERY LOUD. and a bit longer than I would normally be comfortable with. OH BOY, I think to myself. Long story short. This same man ROARED during the beginning interview with the HR Director. ROared. damn i wish i heard what a roar sounds like. all i get is a burp/hiccup sustained noise.think office space dude in the basement with his stapler and you have the mental image. offer extended to roaring man: 0. percentage roaring had played a part in his non-acceptance letter: 0%.
