Wednesday, April 14, 2004
how do i handle the death of my auditor?
ok. I plugged the above question in my TurboTax Help evil side panel and there were 100 RESULTS!! Most notable on the funny-o-meter was "RECEIVING DISTRIBUTIONS DUE TO DEATH". At this point, death and murder are about the same topic when im doing my stupid-GD-irritating-Bush-despising-govt-saveme-from-myself DC taxes, I whitened my teeth, made some popcorn, poured a glass of Ravenswood (Merlot 2001, If Amanda is monitoring) and opened my EBAY PACKAGE! (Vera Bradley petite villager bag in the blue coin pattern. I always likened myself to a petite villager. well only if i was in the Giant world of village idiots, would i be considered petite. but its fun to dream. btw - andre the giant DOES have a posse. the other villagers told me today!)
but hear I sit, (yes, Sharon, I made that mistake on purpose and left it there to completely make you nutso. join me and my giant villagers! as we ruin the english language!), listening to the hum of the printer while it spits out my DC TAX RETURN for 2003!!! wooohoooo. never to fill one out there ever again. my license plate said TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION and I was mad about it!!! Now, I live in the 2nd commonwealth of my life and its VA. so, although taxes are high, they are still lower than MASS or DC. my other residences. Which reminds me that I have never lived in a STATE. 2 Commonwealths and a DISTRICT. ALL have there unique places in my heart. But only one provided me with a winning vote for President. Im hoping 2004 is a new year for my voting history and I can start to amend all the republicans in this state. I considered drugging steve on election day? Is that so wrong? He himself told me, now I'm a card carrying member of the NRA. To be honest, I always thought that was a euphemism. No folks, it aint. and he is the real deal. But I love him and apparently, i can love republicans with NRA cards in their wallets. Ask my that question 5 years ago and I would have spit out milk. Love is blind!
btw- played indoor soccer last night in playoff game #1 and we won. 5-3. minutes til THE O.C.: 2 peekay goals: 2.
ok. I plugged the above question in my TurboTax Help evil side panel and there were 100 RESULTS!! Most notable on the funny-o-meter was "RECEIVING DISTRIBUTIONS DUE TO DEATH". At this point, death and murder are about the same topic when im doing my stupid-GD-irritating-Bush-despising-govt-saveme-from-myself DC taxes, I whitened my teeth, made some popcorn, poured a glass of Ravenswood (Merlot 2001, If Amanda is monitoring) and opened my EBAY PACKAGE! (Vera Bradley petite villager bag in the blue coin pattern. I always likened myself to a petite villager. well only if i was in the Giant world of village idiots, would i be considered petite. but its fun to dream. btw - andre the giant DOES have a posse. the other villagers told me today!)
but hear I sit, (yes, Sharon, I made that mistake on purpose and left it there to completely make you nutso. join me and my giant villagers! as we ruin the english language!), listening to the hum of the printer while it spits out my DC TAX RETURN for 2003!!! wooohoooo. never to fill one out there ever again. my license plate said TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION and I was mad about it!!! Now, I live in the 2nd commonwealth of my life and its VA. so, although taxes are high, they are still lower than MASS or DC. my other residences. Which reminds me that I have never lived in a STATE. 2 Commonwealths and a DISTRICT. ALL have there unique places in my heart. But only one provided me with a winning vote for President. Im hoping 2004 is a new year for my voting history and I can start to amend all the republicans in this state. I considered drugging steve on election day? Is that so wrong? He himself told me, now I'm a card carrying member of the NRA. To be honest, I always thought that was a euphemism. No folks, it aint. and he is the real deal. But I love him and apparently, i can love republicans with NRA cards in their wallets. Ask my that question 5 years ago and I would have spit out milk. Love is blind!
btw- played indoor soccer last night in playoff game #1 and we won. 5-3. minutes til THE O.C.: 2 peekay goals: 2.
