Monday, March 29, 2004
yellow is the new white.
I had no idea I was such a sheep. But no one told me that there was such a thing as ORANGE teeth. the lady at the dentist office did though, she said, your teeth are yellow, which is easy to whiten, orange is the worst. i cant decide if i was supposed to feel better that i didnt have orange teeth, or worse that she told me i had yellow teeth when she should have said i had wonderfully white teeth already. Im whitening my choppers every night for an hour so that I can achieve, I dont know what, less yellow teeth. hmm. turns out my brother likes to whiten our families teeth in our digital pics so it doesnt really matter what I do with these syringes of evil goo. the second night i popped the trays in, after i decided i hadnt put enough gel in, the gell seeped down on my lower gums and burned them off. yep, they peeled right off like a 4 day old sunburn. but, my friends, i did it to myself. oops. so then i had to take a week off to let me sweet little candy and coffee loving gums to regenerate. it was cool, and im impressed with their will to live. go figure. gums are a girls best friend. no one really talks about the staying power of a set of healthy gums. i do! syringes of goo: 8, cost for this insanely narcissisitic phase in my life: $400.
I had no idea I was such a sheep. But no one told me that there was such a thing as ORANGE teeth. the lady at the dentist office did though, she said, your teeth are yellow, which is easy to whiten, orange is the worst. i cant decide if i was supposed to feel better that i didnt have orange teeth, or worse that she told me i had yellow teeth when she should have said i had wonderfully white teeth already. Im whitening my choppers every night for an hour so that I can achieve, I dont know what, less yellow teeth. hmm. turns out my brother likes to whiten our families teeth in our digital pics so it doesnt really matter what I do with these syringes of evil goo. the second night i popped the trays in, after i decided i hadnt put enough gel in, the gell seeped down on my lower gums and burned them off. yep, they peeled right off like a 4 day old sunburn. but, my friends, i did it to myself. oops. so then i had to take a week off to let me sweet little candy and coffee loving gums to regenerate. it was cool, and im impressed with their will to live. go figure. gums are a girls best friend. no one really talks about the staying power of a set of healthy gums. i do! syringes of goo: 8, cost for this insanely narcissisitic phase in my life: $400.
