Tuesday, January 06, 2004
ok. did you know that when you flush the toilet, all these particles are thrown into the air? yes, this includes particles from poop and pee. eew. My brother, he's a master plumber, told me that you should always put the toilet seat down when you flush to keep the particles from flying up into the room. This does not help you when you are in a public bathroom, so don't forget to hold your breath. I hold it until I get out of the stall in case some particles are over-achievers. I say this to you now, in case I am found dead in a public bathroom with no explanation. You will know that I held my breath too long. minutes until indoor soccer on new turf: 5.
