Friday, October 10, 2003
ok. I just read this article on MSN about the perils of low-rise pants. This part particularily made me laugh. "Yet the real problem with extremely low-riding pants is that they're impractical...If you drop something, or need to tie your shoe, abandon all hope; bending over with dignity is next to impossible. You must perfect the art of squatting, back straight, head up, as though preparing to curtsy. Low-riders also tend to slide down, requiring the wearer to hitch them up repeatedly." I must tell you that I am currently the queen of the hitch. and nearly everytime I see myself doing this. I think to myself. I feel the need to yell "YEEHAW, girdle up pardner." In any event I believe I was a kickass cowgirl in a former life. But not the kind with big thumbs. Speaking of UMA, I need to go see KILL BILL. At first I thought it was another political mocku-documentary by Michael Moore. But I just found out that Tarantino has a new movie out. me interested in seeing if living under a rock for several years injects re-found humor. we shall see. On a closing note, my sinuses (?) are staging a major coup d-etat. and I feel like garbage. my head is once again swimming in Phlegm. hence the reminder of this blog's given name. thanks for the reminder. Enjoy your celebration of genocide weekend. that was for all the umass protesters back in my college days. or was that not the right chant i heard in the student union? ah well, enjoy your car dealership sale weekend! minutes til i leave the office for a 3 day weekend: 5.
